In honor of father’s day, I thought I’d share with you one of the most oft-heard expressions from my childhood.
Me (or my brother): Da-aaad, you’re supposed to be doing ____ this way!
Dad: Now who’s milking this cow?
*silence*
Dad: That’s right.  You’re just holding the tail.
I cannot tell you how many times my dad reminded [...]

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