As you might have gathered from my cookie post, Josh has some pretty odd sleeping habits. For instance, he is a sleep-eater. Often we wake up in the morning to find an open bag of Doritos in the middle of the coffee table, and Josh will shake his head and say, “Well, I [...]

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This afternoon I breathed a sigh of relief as I stood in the Honda parking lot and opened my car door with a simple pull of the handle. You see, Friday night Josh pissed himself off royally by yanking too hard on my driver-side door handle and breaking it to the point that [...]

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As I was leaving for the day, a co-worker thrust a pre-packaged white chocolate chip macadamia nut cookie in my hand.  “Put this in your purse or I will eat it!”  she said.  I happily obliged and promptly forgot about it.
About 3 a.m. the next morning, I rolled over in bed and glanced at the [...]

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Happy fourth, everyone!   Josh and I, cube drones as we are, get ridiculously excited about 3-day weekends.  It’s gotten to the point where just relaxing and enjoying the extra day off just isn’t enough.  It’s got to be celebrated in ways completely unrelated to the actual holiday!
Josh spent quite a deal of time thinking of [...]

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Josh: So I got your email about not eating raw tomatoes.
Me: Yeah?
Josh: Yeah, right after I got back from lunch. Where I ate. Raw. Tomatoes.
Me: Oh, whoops.

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