Oh boy.  You guys, this post is going to be a doozy. If you don’t like looking at vacation photos, you might want to just mosey on back some other time, though I promise to try to make this as entertaining and painless as possible.
Entertaining and painless is remarkably pretty much how I would [...]

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My friend Katie, at a one-year-old’s birthday party, in a room full of people unfamiliar with Twittering:
“I spent all day looking at that guy’s Twitter!”
Her husband:
“Um, you know I’m standing right here, don’t you?”

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Exciting things are afoot.
Maybe.
I’ve really been digging the term “afoot” recently, so I could be just inventing an excuse to use it.
In any case, I think we can all agree –exciting or no– things, they are: afoot.
Goodness, sometimes my vocabulary and I are obnoxious.
P.S. I have solved the previously unmentioned Mystery of the Disappearing [...]

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This morning I had to remove the battery from my cell phone after it got stuck in locked mode AGAIN (which, AT&T?  I spent my extra birthday money on this ridiculous phone so I could use the super-fun slidey text keyboard thingy that I am honestly too old to be excited about.  I did not [...]

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Confession: I suck at geography. Really. Embarrassingly bad at it.
Staring at the world map in our training room the other day was eye opening for me. I am ashamed to admit that many of those multicolored chunks of land were not at all where I expected them to be.
I get lost. [...]

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