Snippets

I love it when everyday life gives you something to chuckle about.

Overheard in line at Target:

Little Girl:  I’m gonna WALK AWAY!
Mom:  If you walk away, I am going to take off your shoe [pause] and WHOOP you with it!

a few minutes later apparently the little girl was acting up, because mom led her away by the elbow, all the while the little girl was hollering:

“I’m KEEPING my shoes ON!”

Josh and his dad had lunch the other day, and the waitress brought their tickets:

Waitress:  Seperate, right?
Josh:  Actually, its all together.  But that’s okay.
Waitress:  Oh, sorry!  I can combine them, I’ll be right back!
Josh:  No, that’s okay, I can add.
Waitress:  Are you sure?
Josh:  Yeah, I’m pretty sure I can add.

Kind of sorry I missed that one, though Josh assures me she was a good sport :)