I don’t know about you guys, but as a kid growing up in the late 80s-early 90s, I LIVED for my Wednesday night Unsolved Mysteries.  Oh, Robert Stack, how you beguiled me with intriguing tales of long lost siblings, the ghost of Billy the Kid, and the likes of El Chupacabra.  (You even had me [...]

Continue to: Unsolved Mysteries: The Case of the Disappearing Lunchmeat

As you might have gathered from my cookie post, Josh has some pretty odd sleeping habits. For instance, he is a sleep-eater. Often we wake up in the morning to find an open bag of Doritos in the middle of the coffee table, and Josh will shake his head and say, “Well, I [...]

Continue to: I guess we will just stay clear of fish markets.

Exciting things are afoot.
Maybe.
I’ve really been digging the term “afoot” recently, so I could be just inventing an excuse to use it.
In any case, I think we can all agree –exciting or no– things, they are: afoot.
Goodness, sometimes my vocabulary and I are obnoxious.
P.S. I have solved the previously unmentioned Mystery of the Disappearing [...]

Continue to: I am kind of ridiculous

This afternoon I breathed a sigh of relief as I stood in the Honda parking lot and opened my car door with a simple pull of the handle. You see, Friday night Josh pissed himself off royally by yanking too hard on my driver-side door handle and breaking it to the point that [...]

Continue to: I can handle it. (Get it? Handle? HAR HAR.)

This morning I had to remove the battery from my cell phone after it got stuck in locked mode AGAIN (which, AT&T?  I spent my extra birthday money on this ridiculous phone so I could use the super-fun slidey text keyboard thingy that I am honestly too old to be excited about.  I did not [...]

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