In honor of father’s day, I thought I’d share with you one of the most oft-heard expressions from my childhood.
Me (or my brother): Da-aaad, you’re supposed to be doing ____ this way!
Dad: Now who’s milking this cow?
Dad: That’s right. You’re just holding the tail.
I cannot tell you how many times my dad reminded me that he was, in fact, milking that cow. It often preceded a threat to “thump [me] on the noggin.”